Sadly, Cooke Estates has lost a valuable member of their poultry family. Sometime in the night, Big Rhonda disappeared. Vanished. Vamoosed. Without a trace, she was gone. Nary a feather or sign of struggle did we find, only 3 sad sister birds wandering aimlessly around, waiting for their beloved sibling to return.
Alas, I fear it will not be so.
Farewell, Big Rhonda, Farewell.
*UPDATE* Big Rhonda's remains have been located and are scheduled for private burial later this afternoon.