Lainee-ism

Lainee was playing outside a couple days ago. She and her sisters were chillin' on the deck and she started yelling "OUCH!" and telling KayCee that she had a splinter.

I called he into the house and sat her on the couch. I asked her where her splinter one and she said, "I don't have one!"

I asked what was wrong with her and she told me:

"Just my brain I guess!"

No truer word was ever spoken.