How does my garden grow?

First we had to mow. And what a job that was, we had to break out the tractor to mow this jungle!

Then, after the mowing came the plowing. We had to plow and plow and plow to break up  all the tons and tons of grass roots.

Then we started to till. We had to till for more than an hour just to make it look like dirt. We are letting it sit a couple days to let it dry out and then we will till more and more. But, when we got done it looked like this:

And here's the big suprise, we found these in the garden.

PYGMIES!!!!!!

They must have been hiding in the tall grass.....