Friday, April 9, 2010

Let's Go Explore!!

My crazy mind. It works in mysterious ways. I have wierd hang-ups, especially at night. I can't go to sleep if the closet door is open. Not even open a crack. Ours was open when I went to bed last night. I started imagining waking up in the middle of the night and having some sort of crazy hobgobblin standing over me, his creepy neon green eyes glowing in the dark. Or, and this is my personal favorite, I always imagine that if the door is even open a crack it means that someone broke into the upstairs and is hiding in the closet. He obviously has the door open a crack so he can see when we are asleep to attack us all. There are more, but it is just too ridiculous to admit anymore of them, they just get sillier. Anyway, I just laid there last night until I couldn't take it anymore. I rolled over, poked kevin and said "Honey, I think I hear a mouse in the closet, would you go look? Oh, and while you're up, close the door please." Ahhhh, works everytime!!

1 comment:

  1. there's a scene in the movie 'Major Paine' where a little boy can't go to sleep because of "the bad man in the closet" So Major Paine walks into the boys room, pulls out his sidearm and pumps four rounds into the closet through the door. Then he says "If that bad man is still in there, he ain't happy!"

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