Do not read this if you are easily offended by bodily functions!!

There really is no easy way to jump into this one, so here we go. My kids think farts are like, totally hilarious. But things have changed a bit since the 'watery fart' tragedy. Names have been withheld to protect the innocent. About a week ago, one of my children came running down the stairs and says to me, "Mom, I don't know what to do, everytime I fart water comes out." Now, I tried really hard not to laugh, because she had been sick, but it was too hard. I turned towards the sink and hid my laughter replying, "Well, honey maybe you should stop trying to do that." She looked at me with awe and wonder and said, "Do you think that will make it stop?" Fast forward to yesterday when one of my kids was licking a spoodle that I used to make cream cheese frosting the night before. I told her it would make her sick and ole runny drawers pipes up and says, "Yeah, remember when I had bubbly farts? Don't do it, it's not worth it!" So my dear readers, there's a lesson to be learned here. I'm just not sure what it is.