I'm going straight to hell....

There is a guy that runs around town selling meat out of a freezer in the back of his truck. Every couple of weeks or so he stops by the house to try to sell me some. I feel the need to give this guy the most outlandish excuses for not buying anything that I can come up with. Yesterday he stopped and I told him we were animal activists and didn't believe in consuming animal flesh. The time before that I told him we were vegan. I have told him we raise our own meat, are allergic to shellfish, only buy from our own butcher and many, many more. I don't know what drives this NEED to tell him something off the wall, maybe it's the way his face looks when he's trying to decide how to reply. I just know now that I've started I can't stop. Now I'm going to spend my eternity in the hubs of hell because I can't restrain myself from lying to the frozen meat guy.